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Princess Beard
No CoverA bearded princess escapes her tower and joins a pirate crew in the humorous, trope-skewering fantasy land of Pell.
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A bearded princess escapes her tower and joins a pirate crew in the humorous, trope-skewering fantasy land of Pell.
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This princess can shave herself! The hilarious bestselling authors of Kill the Farm Boy and No Country for Old Gnomes are back with a new adventure in the irreverent world of Pell. Once upon a time, a princess slept in a magical tower cloaked in thorns and roses. When she woke, she found no Prince Charming, only a surfeit of hair and grotesquely long fingernails–which was, honestly, better than some creep who acted without consent. She cut off her long braids and used them to escape. But she kep...
What's Inside
will contain mild spoilers
Sexual content
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Minor references to romance or attraction; no explicit scenes depicted.
Violence & gore
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Moderate violence with fantasy battles and pirate skirmishes; not overly graphic.
Profanity
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Mild profanity or humorous crude language used sparingly.
Substance use
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Brief mentions of alcohol in pirate settings; not a central theme.
LGBTQ+ Rep.
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Central themes of gender identity and inclusivity; positive LGBTQ+ representation.
Religious content
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No religious themes present.
Witchcraft / occult
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Fantasy magic and enchantments as part of the world; not occult-focused.
Political content
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Social commentary on gender roles and feminism; satirical pokes at norms.
Self-harm / suicide
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No self-harm or suicide themes present.
Sexual assault
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Brief mention of non-consensual tropes in fairy tales, critically framed.
Abuse & suffering
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Minor references to systemic inequality or suffering in fantasy context.
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