Satire
Kill the Farm Boy
2018·364 pages
In the whimsical land of Pell, a hapless farm boy is dubbed the Chosen One by a pixie, kicking off a chaotic quest to wake a cursed princess.
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In the whimsical land of Pell, a hapless farm boy is dubbed the Chosen One by a pixie, kicking off a chaotic quest to wake a cursed princess.
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"Once upon a time, in a faraway kingdom, a hero, the Chosen One, was born...and so begins every fairy tale ever told. This is not that fairy tale. There is a Chosen One, but he is unlike any One who has ever been Chosened. And there is a faraway kingdom, but you have never been to a magical world quite like the land of Pell. There, a plucky farm boy will find more than he's bargained for on his quest to awaken the sleeping princess in her cursed tower. First there's the Dark Lord who wishes for ...
What's Inside
will contain mild spoilers
Sexual content
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Recurring bawdy humor, dick jokes, puns like 'morningwood,' and innuendo; includes a chain-mail bikini and lesbian romance without explicit scenes.
Violence & gore
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Frequent fantasy violence with blood, gore, dismemberment, and main character deaths; includes intense botched adventures and necromancy.
Profanity
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Moderate use of vulgar language, crude puns, and sophomoric humor throughout the satirical narrative.
Substance use
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No substance use depicted.
LGBTQ+ Rep.
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Diverse protagonists including strong female characters and a central lesbian romance.
Religious content
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No religious themes present.
Witchcraft / occult
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Central fantasy magic with spellcasting, pixies, necromancers, sand witches, and whimsical rituals like summoning.
Political content
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Satirical take on fantasy tropes like the chosen hero and class structures, without overt political messaging.
Self-harm / suicide
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No self-harm or suicide depicted.
Sexual assault
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No sexual assault or coercion present.
Abuse & suffering
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No abuse or systemic suffering depicted.
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